In the beginning...wait too lame
Once upon a time...just as bad
Right, bugger this lets get straight into it. We have now entered day 3 of 'Fogh vision' on Danish television, and naturally my fiancé has capitalized on the author of 'the minimalist state's' TV exposure. Thats right, you could not possibly want to watch anything else until its official that he's become the latest pet of NATO. What is it with NATO anyway, its just an excuse for Americans to have a base in European countries. Back on topic, it seems that Anders Fogh Rasmussen may have hit a hickup...he forgot about when his fellow nationalist idiot who drew offensive pictures of the prophet Mohammad. This has pissed off the Turks, and they don't want Fogh as the new NATO guy, however the Dane's insist they have done nothing wrong. After all, they allowed Mohammad to come 3rd in X-Factor, it must all be ok now. That leads me to another problem. Remee...WHAT AN IDIOT! Seriously, I don't think i've seen such a try hard since the 2003 Junior Eurovision Song Contest. I wonder who it was who hosted that show...'yoyoyo Welcome to Copenhagen dude'.
And so the saga continues, we await approval of Fogh for NATO, and we hear that now Angela Merkel is crying because an agreement wasn't made in Germany, meanwhile Silvio Berlusconi is calling his 'connections' to take care of the Turkish president. Anders Fogh, you will owe Uncle Silvio after this one.
So another saturday, and another day of Bjarke and X-Factor re-runs. Seriously, that girl does not know how to sing! I have no idea how she won, her name was Linda or something, and she was another of those girls who thinks to prove their musical skill they can sing Mercy by Duffy. The song was crap to begin with, and its even worse when this fool is trying to sing it. Making matters even worse, she crossed the line by singing the worlds worst artist (Pink)'s So What...it was more jumping and out of breathe than singing, but hey, Denmark votes for that.
With Eurovision around the corner, the excitement is rising here. Swede's are sure that they are going to win, as usual. Ah, their arrogance...I can't wait until it doesn't make the final, and Aftonbladet cannot deal with it. It brings me back to that arrogance from last year. They whole hype, the 'we're sending a former winner, so we know we will win' attitude, to have her finish 12th in the semi, and lowly in the final. Talk to Swede's these days, and they refuse to admit the song was the biggest crapper since Ed Belfour stinking up Leksands goal in Kvalserien last year. Instead 'Europe doesn't understand what good music is'...well if they wouldn't send such garbage, then you'd realize that Europe for once was right with this song.
Thats all for now, need to take my medication...
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